NOW GO TO FULL SCREEN AND LOUD SPEAKERS!

Now Hear This!

Darken Ship!
Darken Ship!
Division Damage Control Petty Officers Lay Down to Light Lockers and Secure Same!
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Divisions concerned muster a ten hand working party with the Jack-of-the-Dust on the pier
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Oil King lay down to DC Central
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Water King report to Main Control
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Early Breakfast for First Class Petty Officers and the oncoming watch
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Now Hear This!

Haul Over All Hatch Hoods and Gun Covers!
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Dress All Irish Pennants To Port
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Take in the brow
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Hoist the U Boat to the rail
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Single up all lines
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Lay before the mast with the eight o'clock reports
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Set Condition Xray
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Now testing the General, Chemical, and Collision Alarms
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(NOTE: The Nuclear Accident Alarm is never tested inport for obvious reasons.)
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AHOY!

That's Like
HOWDY!
Only saltier

Do you think my tongue
 is too long?

The Chief told me to hang out here and give you some guidance.

His Sea Stories web site is in dry dock for modernization.

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SPLICE THE MAIN BRACE!

BEYOND THERE BE DRAGONS!

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